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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

14.06.2025 04:30

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”